"ohhh but I don't have a dick" and do you think they don't want to suck your 11 inch long tentacle dildo? get real, whip that thing out and grab their hair
starting out small and every time they get used to the size you get a bigger strap so they're always in tears getting stretched open on your cock
society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees
I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.

















